So I'm at a casino and *gasp* I'm actually winning on the roulette wheel. It was a pretty busy night so the table was packed (yay for low minimums) and the chips were flying everywhere. I'm trying to keep an eye on my chips whilst remembering what ever fool proof system I read off the internet that week and on top of that I'm doing my best not be distracted by the massive tits spilling from some womans top at the opposite table. Then all of a sudden the smelly fucker next to me snatches some of my winnings that were out of reach. I give him a quick "What the fuck are you doing??" and as he looks like he is about to pop me I dish him a quick tap to the chin as best as I can in the cramped environment. Of course two seconds later I'm being dragged by two goons out the door, so I do what any self-respecting gambler does: I yell and scream "rigged" and "gimme my fucking chips"
After I pick myself up and dust of my too-cool-for-school threads in the cold street I check my pockets and "oh shit..."; it turns out I hadn't put down those chips and they probably were that guy's after all. Lolz. I sneaked in next morning to cash my chips and haven't been back since.
