During my freshman year of college, before I went to my parents house for spring break I decided to stop by a friends place on the way. We proceded to play beer pong and funnel beers, after about 2 hours of drinking we decided to head in. I was pretty drunk at this time and slept on the couch in his dorm/apartment.
I wake up the next morning at 7 am soaking wet and in someones bed. Wondering in dismay about how I got in the bed and why I was wet, I traced my memories. It finally came to me when I realized that in the middle of the night I got up, pulled my penis out of my boxers and preceded to urinate on my friends ROOMMATES bed. I awoke my friend and told him of the news and we went to go wash his sheets. I accidently closed the door behind me and the room was locked.
In a show of good manners i slipped a 10 underneath his door to pay for dry cleaning and washing. Later that day i get a text message asking "Did you slip a 10 underneath my roomies door?" I replied with a simple yes. "Ok, i told him that you ate some of his food and you felt bad."
So in 24 hours i got drunk, pissed in someones bed, slept in it, gave him 10 bucks, and then had his roommate sleep in it. Crazy times.
