I was in college and I needed money so I took a part time job as a phone sex girl (while still living at home). This worked out fine except that my mom and (also college aged) sister never did learn to stop yelling "JENNIFER!" at the top of their lungs when I was taking calls as "Kaitlan..."
In my line of work I had to make some pretty interesting noises... okay, let's be frank. I was talking dirty and pretending to spank myself while "gagging" on the caller's schlong. And someone started banging on my door. So I tried to shield the phone and moan louder, hoping they'd get the hint and figure out I was on a call. I was concluding the scene when my sister busted in waving some new movies she wanted me to watch.
I had to finish the call with my sister standing in my doorway and both of us trying not to laugh our asses off.
I was wearing a t-shirt she'd given me from her days at HSN. The slogan? "Love the customer."
