One night, Bob went to a bachelor party for one of his mates at around 8. Cut to 12 hours and 15 shots of vodka later and Bob awakes outside. Birds are chirping. His head is splitting and he is itchy. Very itchy. Bob has awoken in the middle of a field wearing nothing but his pants and shoes, accompanied by the jingling of his keys in his pocket. Unsure of where he is, Bob sees's what looks like a convinience store in the distance. He beings his walk. As he approaches, he is able to make out the name of the store. He realizes he has awoken in a country town, around an hour and a half from where the party started. Startled, Bob gets directions to the main street and a pay phone. As he approaches the pay phone on the moderatley busy street, something catches his eye. He turns to see his station wagon, perfectly parked. Overjoyed, he walks towards it and notices something in the back seat. A large, blanket covered lump. As he opens the door, the lump stirs and the head of a rather attractive young woman appears. "Where am I?" she asks. He replies. "Oh good, thanks" she says. She pulls a shirt over her head, gets out of the car and dissappears down the street.
Bob never did find out what happened that night. He has never seen that young woman again and his friends have no idea what happened to him after midnight. I guess no one will ever know.
