It was about a year and a half ago when my mom decided to throw a sex toy party. She used to when I was young, and being young I was never allowed to go of course. But now I was 21, and most certainly could! [Besides, what else was a little gamer like me gonna do on a Friday night?]
So we were sitting around, most of my mom's friends drunk as all get out and push. Me and my one friend that was there were sober, probably because we don't drink.
Anyway. The woman is showing off this thing called a Fleshlight, I believe it was called. It's a thing that surrounds a man's.. Mr. Happy, as our sales lady had nicknamed it, and the front is supposed to look like a woman's mouth. The man is supposed to use it as if he were masturbating, and I think you can guess the rest. It's rather loud, so I turned to my friend was talking louder than usual to be heard properly [and considering I am normally loud..]
Anyway, you know how the room will always go dead silent at the worst part of a sentence? I'll let you decide when that happens.
I looked to my friend and said "Hey, I saw something like this online once, except it was called Pussy in a Cup!"
My mother's friends and the sales woman stared at me for about two seconds before all bursting into loud laughter. It's the best story we've got from the party, and probably the most told. When I went in to make my purchase, the woman looked at me and snickered. Guess she'll tell that one for a while.
