So yeah, my graduating senior year in High School, there was this whole thing about how all seniors had to come up with some prank. Now I was stumped, cause I'm not the type to do anything to drastic or illegal to leave a memorable mark on the memory of my peers, but nevertheless, I still wanted something for the school to remember me by.
So I managed to finally figure out a prank, it was perverted, but it worked.
When I was sitting on stage in my cap and gown, watching the principle hand out diplomas and shaking hands and hugging or whatnot, I stood up on my chair, (my principal was facing the audience, who the chairs was facing too) showed a rolled up newspaper, and stuffed it into my croth area. The rolled up newspaper was about a good 8 inches. All the adults and students saw me do the motion.
When it was my turn to get my diploma, I accepted it, shook hands, and suddenly violently hugged the principal. The audience laughed, but my principle pushed me away with his face all red, and I went back to my seat.
That was my final farewell to my school...and principal.
