by Regan Jame


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And so it begins one fateful night before a football game. I'm in the marching band and so we were just sitting around the band room waiting to get some food and go out to the field. Steve is just sitting in a chair minding his own business when Bob comes over and pulls the chair out from under him therefore having Steve land, hard, right on his ass. Fast-forward to about 10 minutes later and the whole band is sitting in the hallway eating dinner. The hallway is a hard tile floor which is where we're sitting. This leads to Steve saying, "My ass hurts so bad! I'm gonna kill Bob!" And of course, everyone hears. This leads to this line becoming infamous in the band and the constant teasing of Steve and Bob being a couple.

Hilarity ensued and will continue to ensue for years to come.